9 gifs per episode - 1x01 “Genesis”
“They’re here. Among us. In the shadows. In the light. Everywhere.”
This show had so much fucking potential.
Dear followers, be nosey. NOW.
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
NO
2. You talked to an ex today, correct?
NA
3. Have you taken someones virginity?
NO
4. Is trust a big issue for you?
I would say so
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
NO
6. What are you excited for?
I don't get excited
7. What happened tonight?
Very little
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
Yep
9. Is confidence cute?
Something that is cute, by definition invokes an response that sounds like this, "aww," so therefore no
10. What is the last beverage you had?
Blackthorn Cider
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
3
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
NO
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
http: //youtu.be/qzZmU0aGmcc
14. What are you going to spend money on next?
Don't know
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
Nope
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
No, I am a constant, like a plank.
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
One of my friends
18. The last time you felt broken?
23: 46
19. Have you had sex today?
Nope
20. Are you starting to realize anything?
That your nosey?
21. Are you in a good mood?
No, I am a constant, like a plank.
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
Want to no probably not, maybe by accident, but i would actively encourage such behaviour
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
Not sure really
24. What do you want right this second?
more, http: //youtu.be/qzZmU0aGmcc
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
Girl: "Cor! blimey!" Boy: "well played"
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair colour?
I'm all natural, [raise eyebrows in an unessential and off-putting manner].
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
Probably
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
http: //youtu.be/Rj22DbRoAPM
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
A little I suppose
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
No, of course not, but who are we to deny them of such?
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
No
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
Last time I checked.
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
No, but I prefer not to
34. Listening to?
http: //youtu.be/qzZmU0aGmcc
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
Occasioannly
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
nope
37. Do you believe in love at first sight?
I don't know
38. Who did you last call?
My mate Ben, who didn't answer, before that my other mate Geoffrey
39. Who was the last person you danced with?
Can't remember
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
Seemed like a good idea at the time
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
May
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
No
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
Yep
44. Do you tan in the nude?
No
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
no
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
No
47. Who was the last person to call you?
My mother
48. Do you sing in the shower?
http: //youtu.be/qzZmU0aGmcc
49. Do you dance in the car?
No I drive
50. Ever used a bow and arrow?
Yep, two dosen arrows through a bow with a 50lb pull yesterday, currently have a little bruise
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
Goodness knows
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
Yes, however I often find myself singing my internal monologue,.
53. Is Christmas stressful?
For some yes, me no.
54. Ever eat a pierogi?
Nope
55. Favorite type of fruit pie?
Rhubarb isn't a fruit but I'm going to say it anyway
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
http: //youtu.be/qzZmU0aGmcc
57. Do you believe in ghosts?
Not ghosts in a classic sense but, there are some form of beings, that are not quite, beings.
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
yes.
59. Take a vitamin daily?
nope
60. Wear slippers?
nope
61. Wear a bath robe?
nope
62. What do you wear to bed?
nope
63. First concert?
Haven't really been to a proper concert
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart?
Sainsburys thank you very much
65. Nike or Adidas?
Nike
66. Cheetos Or Fritos?
Who?
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
Peanuts
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
That one where she says nothing
69. Ever take dance lessons?
Yes
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
NA
71. Can you curl your tongue?
No
72. Ever won a spelling bee?
No
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
No
74. What is your favorite book?
Hitch hikers guide to the galaxy
75. Do you study better with or without music?
I haven't conducted a study into this, so I am not sure.
76. Regularly burn incense?
No
77. Ever been in love?
Don't have much to gauge it by so can't really answer
78. Who would you like to see in concert?
I don't really care
79. What was the last concert you saw?
Nope can't remember that one either
80. Hot tea or cold tea?
Hot
81. Tea or coffee?
Tea
82. Favorite type of cookie?
edible
83. Can you swim well?
I can swim, not amazingly but I can
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
Yes
85. Are you patient?
Fairly
86. DJ or band, at a wedding?
Band
87. Ever won a contest?
Yes
88. Ever have plastic surgery?
No
89. Which are better black or green olives?
I don't like olives, due to an unfortunate incident when I thought they were grapes.
90. Opinions on sex before marriage?
Probably safer after, but I have very little experience in the matter.
91. Best room for a fireplace?
The drawing room
92. Do you want to get married?
Probably, but not right now, as I would need someone willing first.
I have a feeling I misread the point of this, however seeing as I had already completed it here you go. http: //youtu.be/qzZmU0aGmcc
Just a little bit creepy
So today I was simply going about one’s business, doing nothing that would warrant any concern, If you count a Reddit as a nice place to be, when I found a link to this, which is a search engine, where you can search for people, its like a search engine for stalkers, or spies.
I swore to myself I wasn’t going to use this, but since I thought about spies using it I’m not sure, like really who doeshn’t wahnt to be Jamesh Bond?
Just a little reminder in case you non-vegans forget that what you’re eating is a chicken’s menstruation cycle. So glad I’m not guzzling down anyone’s period anymore.
OMG YOU MEAN EGGS DON’T COME FROM MAGIC?!! THANK YOU SUPERVEGAN!
just had eggs god they were delish
man i love eggs
im sorry i just find pretentious vegans to be really hilarious
mmm delicious chicken periods
ok
its a fucking egg cell
do you know what else has the same purpose as egg cells?
seeds
do you know what holds seeds?
fruit.
enjoy eating your plant uterus, OP
delishadorable
man i could go for a fried chicken menstruation cycle sandwich right now
Omnomnom periods.
I was talking to a girl who decided she wouldn’t eat the white of the egg because, and I quote, “when you think about human sex, what’s the white stuff?” I thought this was unusually classy of her and pointed out the flaw in her logic, at least I think I did, I could have just abandoned her with her idiocy.
